i went to the bathroom
a few minutes ago. a
girl was in there– a blond,
if you must know, bobbed hair
and sort of short– but anyway.
she went into the stalls before me
but she must not have done anything
because I heard no sound.
i went into the stalls a few minutes later
and at almost the exact same moment
we started to pee.
normally urination rather disgusts me
but for a minute there our synchronization
was perfect, and the sound of our peeing together
was rather beautiful music.
so were the toilets flushing.