dolphin noises from spongebob

i went to the bathroom
a few minutes ago. a
girl was in there– a blond,
if you must know, bobbed hair
and sort of short– but anyway.
she went into the stalls before me
but she must not have done anything
because I heard no sound.
i went into the stalls a few minutes later
and at almost the exact same moment
we started to pee.
normally urination rather disgusts me
but for a minute there our synchronization
was perfect, and the sound of our peeing together
was rather beautiful music.

so were the toilets flushing.

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